Kim Kardashian just wore the most teeny-tiny thong bikini

Laura Capon
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From Cosmopolitan

In case you missed it, Kim Kardashian has been in Miami this past week and let's just say, her holiday wardrobe has been WILD.

Like the wallflower that she is, Kim started her vacation in this bright yellow, vintage Versace dress. Which as you'll see, was surprisingly tame in comparison to the rest of the contents of her suitcase.

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For a boujee yacht ride, Kim wore a Mr Motivator inspired, hot pink, Chanel leotard, which definitely didn't look like it was waterproof.

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Something that was waterproof though, was this skintight, metallic pleather dress. Which she paired with a neon green wig (very Kylie Jenner circa 2017).

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Not to mention the green PVC dress she wore to attend 2 Chainz wedding. Although everyone was too busy staring at Kanye's socks and sliders combo to notice, sorry Kimmy.

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Miami is famous for a certain kind of beach - muscle beach - so it was only fair that Kim stripped down to her teeniest thong and sheerest white t-shirt, for these oh so 'candid' bikini shots.

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Kim has made no secret of the fact she has been putting the hours in at the gym, who can forget those 'anorexic' Instagram Stories *eye roll*. And while she does look incredible, it's worth pointing out that looking good in a bikini is essentially Kim's full time job.

Trust me, if you put me in a thong that tiny, it would be forever lost... RIP.

Yeah Kanye, you go wild with those flame emojis.

The devil works hard, but Kim Kardashian works harder.

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