Use 80 percent less toilet paper with this affordable bidet: 'My bathroom experience is off the charts.'

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Can a bidet attachment turn that sad emoji into a happy one? Time will tell. (Photo: Getty Images)

Let’s get down and dirty: Doing number 2 is a mess. And toilet paper basically stinks. No matter how soft your paper is...it’s still paper—that you’re repeatedly rubbing back and forth on your bottom. Ouch.

Maybe the Europeans are onto something with their fancy-schmancy bidets. Amazon customers seem to think so, giving the Tushy Classic Bidet Toilet Attachment a 4.4 out of 5-star rating.

Let’s see what makes this $69 thing so special. It attaches to any standard toilet in about 10 minutes, requiring no additional plumbing and using the same water you use to brush your teeth. Yummy!

You can easily adjust the angle and the intensity depending on whether it’s a little something or a big blowout. And you’ll save money—Tushy estimates you’ll use around 80 percent less toilet paper. That’s good for your backside, your bank account and the environment.

But (butt?) this bidet attachment doesn’t look like something you’d find at a medical supply store. It’s modern. It’s minimalist. It’s dare we say it...bad ass.

As you can imagine, the reviews are fascinating to read. Here are three of our favorites:

“OMG. We’ve been living like animals. This thing is amazing,” raved a fan for life.

“As a resident of the U S of A, bidets are a foreign concept to most,” says a reviewer. “I installed this in literally 10 minutes. Ever since, I have stopped drinking coffee in the morning. I wake up, sit on the Tushy and fire away—what a way to start the day. As for doing number 2, I laugh at all you TP users. The Tushy is amazing and I can't poop anywhere that doesn't have one. I have been a Squatty Potty user for many years and now coupled with a Tushy, my bathroom experience is off the charts. So for any of you skeptics out there, buy this and thank me later.”

“The absolute best thing about it: My stepkids love it. (And by "it,” I mean "the butt washer"),” says a believer. “I have a five year old stepson and a seven year old stepdaughter, and both of them use waaayyy too much toilet paper. But with the Tushy installed, we haven’t had to change the roll. My stepdaughter no longer feels the need to wrap her hand seven times with toilet paper per wipe, and is instead perfectly content with a little bum wash! And my stepson would at times fail to properly wipe…so no more itchy butt for him! Nice and clean, without any…ahem… intervention required.”

Shop it: Tushy Classic Bidet Toilet Attachment, $69, amazon.com

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